Florida. Land of tinted car windows, questionable fashion choices, and where Darwinism gives us the newest species, Florida Man (and Woman). 

Welcome, folks, to my little oasis in this hurricane of a state – I’m Flo, your resident chronicler of the quirky, the quizzical, and the downright bizarre that makes Florida tick.

Florida’s not all palm trees and theme parks. It’s much more, from a preponderance of oversized passenger trucks, gnarly feet in flip flops, and kamikaze drivers on the roadways. Sure, we’ve got our fair share of problems, from environmental woes to political shenanigans that would make Machiavelli blush. But there is also resilience and humor for a state where old ladies should know better than to walk their dogs near a body of water. 

Welcome to Florida, the weird and wonderful and where the heat can be relentless Whether you’re a native Floridian or a curious outsider wondering what all the fuss is about, pull up a lawn chair, grab a margarita, and join the fun. 

Cheers to the bizarre, the beautiful, and the downright batty that is Florida!